All hail the mighty bread crumbs
OPEN RP || Pet Shop

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Yep, he had to play innocent.

Never trust old grannies with children ever. They will take you to the nearest pet store and you would be put up for sale with other exotic pets and animals. All of them begging for more food, biting each others ears or glaring at the small, annoying children.

At least his cage is appropriate. It matched like the one’s in his cave when he captured most of Toothiana’s tooth faries. Though the thing was, no one liked him.

'He's too scary mommy!'

'Nah, he's plain and boring! I want the parrot! They can talk!'

'I feel as if he's going to attack my children one day honey, why don't we get a puppy instead?' 

He was just decoration in front of the shop. His usual feed is wholemeal bread-crumbs, some sunflower seeds and on rare occasions little bits of minced beef when the children aren’t looking.

'Its alright boy. I'm sure someone will come and get ya.'

'How ya doin' buddy? Don't mind the kids, you're one special bird~' 

The shopkeepers would say to comfort him but he can hear his lies. They can’t get rid of him no matter what. He would look outside, preen his feathers, take a nap unless there are too many kids around and maybe even make a crrr-ing sound to catch a person’s attention.

He felt he wasn’t even there.

He felt invisible.

Make yourself into a cat!
Send me a symbol to recieve the following from my muse

frommemetoyou:

Send ✆ for a morning text

Send ♔ for an angry text

Send  ♠ for a drunk text

Send ☏ for a vague text

Send ⁇ for a worried text

Send ♣ for a text not meant for you

Send ✘ for a text that should never have been sent

Send ✺for a saucy text

Send √ for a long winded confessing text 

Send ☠ for misguided advice

Send ☢ for a desperate text

Send ☼ for a congratulatory text

*nuzzles close* hey you. I miss you.

-Nuzzles back- I miss you too~

….god I was an awful child wasn’t I?

Birb

yes hello this is birb

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OK

SORRY FOR DISSAPEARING LIKE THAT HOLY SHIT OK UM

I NEED TO SEND OUT SOME MESSAGES ABOUT RPS

AND I NEED SOME ASKS

WOW I AM SO SORRY LETS GET THE SHOW GOING

-runs off to reblog rps-

hey guys sorry for not updating the blog

SO MANY TESTS UGHHH

here’s to a new semester ;w;

also I’ve replied to the rps I’ve had with some people and I am awaiting your response!

caaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW

toothianaandbabytooth:

pitch-the-crow:

that should get your attention ehehhee

caaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW

that should get your attention ehehhee

HEY GUYS I’M ALIVE

so sorry for not updating in a while!

SACs, being sick and other RL stuff were in the way!

LETS GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD!