All hail the mighty bread crumbs
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when I get back from the city i’ll be on!

OPE RP || It Ain’t Easy Being a Harpy

pitch-the-crow-rp:

He was all over the news.

'Giant flying bird with humanoid features has been spotted in the sky. the only time this monster comes out is on thunderous days,stormy nights and clear night skies. who will catch this monster?' the lady on the news would say.

For now he hides in forests up near canada or Illinois or even the Mississippi. Only big foot finders and deep wood campers would find him if he didn’t camouflage well.

Its hard getting food or water without bing spooted and almost captured. One of these days he’s going to get into a fit.

Which he did.

He was in the woods of Canada and a trap managed to catch him. So far, no one has come but once they do, he’ll be done for. “Oh MiM, why must this happen..?” He pleaded, almost giving up on getting out of the trap.

And screaming for help was not an option. 

pitch-the-crow se— oHMYGOD YES.

the-names-jack-frost:

pitch-the-crow:

WOW YOU STOLE FROM SOMEONE WHO NEEDED MONEY

WOOOW JACK I THOUGHT YOU HAD BETTER MORALS THAN ME

SOME GUARDIAN YOU ARE

GOTTA EAT TO LIVE GOTTA LIVE TO EAT, MAN.

OH, PFT WHATEVER OKAY

I STOLE BREAD

WHAT DID YOU DO

OH YEAH

TRIED TO PLUNGE THE WORLD IN DARKNESS

UH HUH HOW AM I THE BAD GUY HERE

YOUUUUUU DIDN’T SAVE EASTER

YOU WER GREEDY TO HAVE YOUR OWN MEMORIES BACK

ALSO THE BLIZZARD OF ‘68 SERIOUSLY??

WHO’S THE JERK NOW?

buh I gots school tomorrow

;w; Soooo imma hit the hay right now. Goodnight y’all!

pitch-the-crow se— oHMYGOD YES.

the-names-jack-frost:

pitch-the-crow:

I BET YOUR BREADCRUMBS ARE CHEAP ANYWAYS

NOTHING ABOUT ME IS CHEAP

THAT IS DOWN RIGHT INSULTING.

I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW I STOLE THE BREAD.

DIDN’T EVEN COST ME A CENT.

I’M LIKE ALADDIN ALL UP IN THIS SHIT OKAY.

WOW YOU STOLE FROM SOMEONE WHO NEEDED MONEY

WOOOW JACK I THOUGHT YOU HAD BETTER MORALS THAN ME

SOME GUARDIAN YOU ARE

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goodnight y’all and happy easter!

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